There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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