Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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