it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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