if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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