I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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