he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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