the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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