Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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