Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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