In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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