Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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