Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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