i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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