I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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