People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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