fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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