Having a random hookup so left but love u
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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