I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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