we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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