so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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