I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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