Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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