Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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