i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
