the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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