Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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