508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Come on in and take your pants off
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