She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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