I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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