Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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