My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
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That's how twitter works, right?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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