im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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