you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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