I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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