it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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