Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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