Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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