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  Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.

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• It's okay. I made out with a bouncer at Rocky Horror Picture Show who was overweight and probably 12 or 15 years my senior. He was a roaming computer tech guy who gave me his card. I was sober.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 5:12am

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• that's just the greatest thing I've ever read.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 2:28am

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• that rocky horror comment sounds like it should have been posted on the FML website

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 8:18pm

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• my favorite thing ever

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 12:03pm

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• how much sitting can a hamster require?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 6:47am

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• not much, especially if he sticks the hamster up his pooper

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 8:42am

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• The fact that he had a business card in the first place should have told you everything you needed to know.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 2:54pm

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• holy crap this just made my morning!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 2:31pm

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• That's embarrassing! Not much worse than pet sitters...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 12:55am

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• this shit is effing classic. love it!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:57pm

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