I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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