do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Can you bring me the toilet please
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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