Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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