Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
false alarm, still single
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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