return my video game
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Buhtt sex?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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