She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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