do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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