just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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