Got a toothbrush?
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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