You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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