why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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