Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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