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he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out

(607): View more from New York

what a beautiful fairy tale

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?

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(313): View more from Michigan

Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?

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(619): View more from California

We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.

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(205): View more from Alabama

How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?

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(914): View more from New York

Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"

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New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak

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(425): View more from Washington

Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me

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(218): View more from Minnesota

God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.

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