Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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