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  • Um, actually fatherfigure, it probably WOULD be because op is sitting on the toilet for hours bored...

    Submitted by m3gabear on Oct 5, 11 at 3:57pm
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  • As someone who has ass problems, I can sympathize and at the same time found this extremely entertaining.

    Submitted by lsimz4 on Oct 5, 11 at 8:13pm
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  • Dookie dirty money

    Submitted by TerryHesticles on Oct 5, 11 at 11:04pm
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  • Supercolon?

    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Oct 5, 11 at 6:59pm
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  • Nice going fatherfigure, you achieved the elusive scumbag compliment.

    Submitted by seanathon on Oct 5, 11 at 4:21pm
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    • Lol "scumbag," ok that's my limit on potty jokes.

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 6, 11 at 6:35am
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  • op probably isnt having "bathroom trouble" but probably did a colon -leanse or something and is dropping bombs like hiroshima

    Submitted by clamsmash on Oct 6, 11 at 12:18am
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  • What is the current rate of return on a CD (cerificate of diarrhea) these days?

    Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 5, 11 at 5:18pm
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    • Depends, was mexican food or krystals added to the fine print? If so then we need to factor in hourly deposits and medicine taken. I would guess fourteen or so extra farts per deposit. (note: I'm slightly high from norco...)

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 6, 11 at 6:30am
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  • @seanathon. What the fuck does that mean?

    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 5, 11 at 4:29pm
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  • Thanks asshole, my stomach is in severe pain now too thanks to this text

    Submitted by Phys on Oct 5, 11 at 7:21pm
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  • Who cares if its fake? its funny. The OP has an amazing imagination.

    Submitted by 2jzstang on Oct 5, 11 at 7:20pm
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  • Fake. If op was in that much "bathroom trouble" the text wouldn't have been so well thought out.

    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 5, 11 at 3:20pm
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    • I don't know...I mean if op was on the porcelain throne at the time if this text...and op was still going...well that uncomfortable situation makes for interesting thoughts...especially if they were scared to leave the bathroom for fear of a nasty accident.

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 6, 11 at 6:33am
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