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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...

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Wow dude, you let your mom taste your cum. Epic fail...

Submitted by raptor2905 on Apr 11, 10 at 2:41pm

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- i hope to god this text is fake. or at least if it did happen that all your friends disown you
  
  Submitted by IUpartieshardest on Apr 13, 10 at 1:41am
  
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Wow, that's just pretty fucking awful.

Submitted by Bloodknight on Apr 11, 10 at 3:01pm

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You metaphorically jizz shotted your mom. Fuck your life man

Submitted by FuhQ37 on Apr 11, 10 at 3:26pm

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well maybe you should taste it yourself and see how "obviously not that bad" it is.

Submitted by TowerCrane on Apr 11, 10 at 3:37pm

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I hope this is a girl talking to a fellow girl friend.

Submitted by spudgun on Apr 11, 10 at 3:13pm

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That's fuckin gross!

Submitted by JoePapi on Apr 11, 10 at 3:20pm

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Haha semen

Submitted by mattwade on Apr 11, 10 at 2:27pm

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ew she's like licking up her half grandchildren...ew...

Submitted by argument on Apr 11, 10 at 5:12pm

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This begs the question, what does your mum normally use for toothpaste if that's what she thought it was?

Submitted by RichardS on Apr 11, 10 at 9:31pm

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Booo that man!

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 2:27pm

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Well isn't that just the SWEETEST THING.

Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 11, 10 at 4:55pm

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Sick

Submitted by goldcrocodiles on Apr 11, 10 at 5:18pm

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So fucking wrong, dude.

Submitted by TheTofurkey on Apr 11, 10 at 9:30pm

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That sucks.

Submitted by lbrookes on Apr 11, 10 at 2:25pm

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You got to be kidding me. You're fuck up.

Submitted by sperman96 on Apr 11, 10 at 2:32pm

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Horrifying. Hope tisnt real

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 4:43pm

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trying to decide if this is a guy talking to his gf, maybe about why she should swallow? or a girl who got jizz on her shirt and is telling a friend it really isn't that bad?

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 10:07pm

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Seriously, that's just nasty

Submitted by NYCGuy on Apr 11, 10 at 5:16pm

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5:55 no asshole I'm pretty sure it's a guy talking to his girlfriend but nice try. I'm sure you're the same guy posting all the women hating comments around the same time frame so go cry about how ugly you are elsewhere -sephy

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 6:29pm

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I died laughing.

Submitted by NakedGrandma on Apr 11, 10 at 2:39pm

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You're definitely rotting in hell for that.

Submitted by momottu on Apr 11, 10 at 7:09pm

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U pretty much have the worst aim if u got it on ur shirt haha

Submitted by jfoo on Apr 11, 10 at 7:56pm

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I assume this a girl talking to a girl. It's damn gross if it isn't.

Submitted by doomsday on Apr 11, 10 at 6:19pm

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That's just.. Delightful! Yeh your goin to hell..

Submitted by ashleeshae24 on May 9, 10 at 8:43am

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You are a pig, that's fucking Nasty

Submitted by stfuho on Apr 11, 10 at 6:59pm

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That is disgusting

Submitted by telckenator on Apr 11, 10 at 8:10pm

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That is fucking disgusting who the he'll does that??!!

Submitted by traviesa on Apr 13, 10 at 10:59pm

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That's beyond gross.

Submitted by gracelynn0414 on Apr 11, 10 at 10:22pm

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Maybe she made him blow it on his shirt?

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 9:26pm

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I'm sad to admit that I'm from the 530 after reading that. It better be a girl to girl convo...

Submitted by Laurennniscool on Jun 19, 10 at 11:48pm

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Let's hope she doesn't do the same to Jenn's "floss"!

Submitted by mjwolters on Apr 11, 10 at 11:46pm

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Actually I'm pretty sure that YOU'RE ALL WRONG. I think this is probably a girl who got a dude's semen on her shirt, and then shared this gross story with her female friend who's afraid of swallowing.

Submitted by snapper123 on Apr 11, 10 at 10:54pm

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Freud would have a field day with this

Submitted by grandmasboy on Jan 10, 12 at 1:02pm

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dude this is one of the funniest texts on here, it can't be called a bad night.

Submitted by dancingpickle on Apr 12, 10 at 9:01pm

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Wowwwww

Submitted by chaz101 on Apr 11, 10 at 5:48pm

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OMG! YOU LET HER?! You sick fuck

Submitted by cbtango on Apr 22, 10 at 2:41pm

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You are one big fucktard!!

Submitted by mscheeks86 on Apr 15, 10 at 1:37am

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My dick is so hard after reading that.

Submitted by paradigm2200 on Apr 12, 10 at 12:36am

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You should have given mom some tongue after that to try for yourself.

Submitted by buberto on Apr 13, 10 at 4:12am

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I see we have a squirter here.

Submitted by gutsout on Apr 11, 10 at 2:28pm

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- Oops I read, "See, Jenn obviously doesn't taste that bad".. My bad.
  
  Submitted by gutsout on Apr 11, 10 at 5:43pm
  
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I'm not surprised from 530. Winters to Reno, a bunch of beaners and white trash.

Submitted by TeamScumbag on Apr 14, 10 at 10:34pm

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- your names team scumbag and your calling us all beaners and white trash? ahahhahaha
  
  Submitted by vanessa530 on Apr 23, 10 at 8:56pm
  
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This just makes me laugh, I mean yeah your mom did somewhat lick it but this is so fucking hilarious to say it's a bad night.

Submitted by dancingpickle on May 4, 10 at 11:38am

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Ur mom tasted ur jizz wow um cool?

Submitted by jfoo on Apr 11, 10 at 2:40pm

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You should eat your mom's pussy. Circle of life and all.

Submitted by buberto on Apr 11, 10 at 5:00pm

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Funny as hell but also disgusting as hell. But my guess the mom would MOST likely recognize the taste from past experience and would notice it ain't toothpaste pretty quickly

Submitted by masterdebator on Apr 12, 10 at 8:00am

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Was it colgate?

Submitted by jollygymsocks on Apr 12, 10 at 7:39am

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This is obviously a girl talking to a girl. Jenn needs to be slapped; most women do.

Submitted by Crispy1 on Apr 11, 10 at 5:55pm

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In Soviet Russia we cum shoot mom!

Submitted by sierks on Apr 12, 10 at 11:20pm

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Lol that's so fucking funny . Hahaha lol

Submitted by sketch4 on Apr 17, 10 at 10:44am

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